The Hotel Yorba

 
From the folder marked “Whuzzat?” comes an announcement about the UK single for “You Don’t Know What Love Is (You Just Do What You’re Told).”
The B-side of that particular single will be…wait for it…a frat rock version.
What does that even mean? Complimentary toga with purchase? Or will everyone, upon listening to it, want to strip stark naked and start the revolution?
Keep your fingers crossed, Yorbites (British and American alike). On second thought, all nationalities of Stripes-lovers should be en garde! Who knows what this may bring.
I shudder to think about it. Is the disco version of “Hotel Yorba” not far …read more

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Cigars and champagne all ’round, Yorbites! There’s a new White in town!
Reports have come in that Mrs. Jack White herself, Karen Elson, gave birth to a healthy baby boy on Tuesday by the name of Henry Lee. This makes two children now for the couple, the other fifteen-month-old Scarlett Teresa.
Good to know those rockin’ genes will carry on properly. Welcome and godspeed, young Henry!

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Now that the Hotel Yorba is back in business after an unfortunate hiatus, let’s run through the last two weeks and get back up to speed:
Jack & Meg fill the Garden with their massive, magnificent sound!
Alicia Keys really wants to work with the Stripes! Take a number, honey.
Jack says journalists are “the laziest people on earth.” The gloves are off!
And, to wrap the review up, the official White wire offers the following:

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Both myself and my things have made the long, arduous move to a new residence, but it seems my internet connection didn’t tag along. Poor fellow. A tech from the cable company will arrive very soon. Sorry for the post hiatus. Hope to be back up and running next week! Apologies, Yorbites.
- JRW

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